i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?" fire cannot kill a dragon.
So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:
and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that
And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.
all i think about is sex and what i am going to eat next